So at my school I am currently an outcast which is really fun, because you can be the strangest person on earth we also have the strangest conversations. You see I am any pronoun (me, myself, I,). Abbey is everybody and everyone, Scott is anybody and anyone, Gary somebody and someone, Nicodemus (His name is Latin) is nobody and no one and Zach being him, he and his. Here is how my lunch went.
me: I claim this lunch table.
Nicodemus: sorry already claimed
Me: okay I claim this table
Abbey: sorry I claimed it
Me: whatever. I'll pay your taxes
Scott: so who wants to name him. Do I hear -25 Cents okay the bid has been set to 25.
Me: Okay I change his name to Butterfinger
Nicodemus: then butterfinger won't have a name and it will lose its job and three kids
Me: Then its name is nestle
Nicodemus: then he will be a mom.
All except Zach: He'll be a mom?!
Sorry that is all I could remember
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